Jimmy:
Health: Good
Employment: Ha
Status: Looking
Greg:
Health: On tour with the band
Employment: Perry's Party Rental
Status: gay.. out with aldy, call the cell
Nick:
Health: Cured!
Employment: Jet's Pizza
Status: Lonely
Andrew:
Health: Permenantly unhealthy but I know not what I'm missing
Employment: Personal chauffeur (seriously)
Status: this is clearly a reference to my position with women and this is a touchy situation. i have
several opinions about women mostly negative so i can't say that i have "status" but really just a series of totally overanalyzed
theories and stereotypical views...... BUT should a lovely girl become available and throw away all her needy tendencies
she can reach me at home.
